I'm a Password Book in disguise!

Why would anyone keep their most private passwords or usernames inside a book that announced PASSWORDS on the front?! 

IF have designed a 'real' Washing Machine Manual with hidden pages within it. Each page unfolds to reveal a secret space to add all your logins and passwords. 

If anyone DID open the most BORING book in the world, all they would see were 'real' tips on fixing your Washing Machine.

• Keep it on the kitchen shelf or in the drawer. No one will look in there - except you!
• Cover to cover written with slightly amusing or tongue in cheek hints and tips on using a washing machine
• Hard back in traditional 'manual' style. 
• Using brown kraft paper which helps to prevent any show through
• With little amusing 'cues' on the cover that only you would pick up